Monday, September 20, 2010

Hello there, world.

I am not dead.
Just busy. :)
I started cosmetology school on August 9, 2010. I love it.
My teacher is great, the girls in the class are nice, and I am learning lots.

(Here is me and my new friend Janice. I sure do like Janice. Sorry for being a stalker and stealing this off of your Facebook, Janice...)

I have now been trained in:

Perms (I am super good, I got an A+ on the test)
and Relaxers (We only worked on these for a week. I could use more practice before you put yourself in my hands for this one ;) )

Little FYI I have learned in cosmo school:
Got dandruff?
Doubt it.
Turns out, dandruff isn't what we think it is. Do you have a flaky, itchy scalp with white stuff coming off?
It's your lucky day, because all that is is dry scalp. Stop wasting your money on dandruff shampoo, because all it is doing is relieving the itch. Use some moisturizing shampoo or conditioner.
Dandruff is actually really gross. If you go to a salon to get your hair done and you have real dandruff, they have to refuse you and refer you to a doctor.
Dandruff is:
(I was going to put a picture here, but the one I found was pretty grody. So you're welcome...)
Dandruff is actually green stuff that grows on your scalp in patches. It is really gross and does itch, but I assure you that you probably don't have it.

Thats all I have for today. My camera completely died, and I don't really have money for a new one right now, but I'll get one soon and then I can post actual tutorials!